So, I've never posted before. I've read about six years or something and I read this post every week, but I am finally coming out of hiding to share my story with you.

THIS IS NOT MY PERSONAL STORY, but it's that special brand of "holy shit" that I thought it deserves a read - some of you may have already come across it on reddit.

Two months?! I was in labor for two days, and was proud of myself for not dying.

I was working home health in an infamous little inbred town and had to take over a client for another nurse. I knocked on the door, and she yelled at me to come in. I opened the screen door, as roaches started falling into my hair. And there she sat. This huge Jabba the Hutt creature, on a sofa with hundreds of…

I have had C. diff about 11 times, which is a kind of diarrhea that causes an abdominal writhing like your intestines have turned into snakes and they're attempting to have an orgy, but also they're really drunk on vodka-redbulls and they don't have any flashlights. At one point I was literally spending twelve hours a…