Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

The United States of America is an illiberal shit-hole of an oligarchy.

Sorry to repeat this one but HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT WOULD HAVE GONE INTO THE PUBLIC TREASURY WILL INSTEAD GO INTO THE POCKETS OF THE TRUMP FAMILY AND THE FAMILIES OF HIS CABINET MEMBERS.

Ugh, Tim Allen is the definition of a mediocre white man succeeding for no reason. He went to jail for a relatively short time for drug trafficking and then got roles on television as a FAMILY MAN. He is absolutely not a victim here, what black person do you know with his background would ever wind up getting the…

Until he’s not. Because he’s make-believe.

OOHHHH Let’s see how this goes for you!

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

I wish the Democrats would say jumping off tall buildings is deadly, because it means the Republicans would come out in favor of it, and some would even do it, just to spite them.

Specifically, Christian religious intolerance. The moment a Muslim baker declines to make a burning cross-shaped cake for the Klan potluck is the moment the Trump administration says the guy in the white hood is being oppressed

All the while playing the victims.
Just like the puritans who felt they were being ‘persecuted’ by the english because they weren’t allowed to persecute others.

Supporting Trump violates my sincerely held beliefs, so I don’t have to pay taxes this year.

How long of a suspension is appropriate for a football player baselessly being accused of defamation?

Just as well. He’d never find me on J Date, anyway.

You were cleaning something, alright.

How can he go back to a place he never left?

To be fair, he only knows, like, 4 adjectives.

Can you fucking imagine a restaurant adding a whiny note and a surcharge if any other service costs increased?

I hope every time he eats at one of his own restaurants, the entire waitstaff spits (or worse) in his food.

May I be the first to say, fuck that guy