But where’s the material action to back this up? The family who owns Jack Daniel’s is worth $12.3 BILLION. What would actually be cool of them is to locate Nathan Green’s living descendants and offer them stock options.

48 hours to condemn actual fucking Nazis.

The decision to have (or not have) a second child was harder for me than the first.

If he feels like maybe he can’t give another child their due as far as his personal attention goes, I think that’s perfectly understandable.

Wasn’t he officially supposed to start August 15th? So technically he worked, what, -16 days?

Kellyanne: “I can’t believe Spicer only lasted 53 days as Communications Director. That’s a record that will never be broken”

GILMAN!!

Judging by how tight those shorts are, numb nuts is an apt epithet

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

I keep reading articles about Trump voters and they say that Democrats don’t understand them and you know what? They’re right. I don’t understand, at all, huge segments of this country and never will. I don’t get it and don’t want to. At this point I’m good staying in my bubble.

It’s a wealthy district full of the “fuck you, I got mine” mindset. These people are only convinced that a living wage would mean their bottom line gets hurt.

armadillo leprosy holy shit - Hey Ma put down that aramadillo right now !!!!

“What kind of ice cream goes best with armadillo?”

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Which Congressman dove on top of the 2nd amendment to make sure it was safe during the shooting?

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Once again, Obama can’t even take away all our guns correctly.

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.