I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

They were so beautiful and dignified.

Uhhhhh

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

The idea of Trump shooting himself in the dick implies that he has excellent aim with miniscule targets.

Gotta make your own bootstraps, woven from only the purest moxie.

So......he’s telling poor folks to raise themselves up by their bootstraps, but in the same breath he’s advocating the removal of those same bootstraps?

Just stop being poor, duh.

Yes. The idea that Trump’s ego drives every one of his actions seems pretty accurate.

Here’s a horrifying thought. Is it possible that Trump pulled us out of the PARIS Accords because France’s leader Macron tried to out macho him when they met and shook hands last week and said so in public recently?

And I mean, we’re not doing so well with the whole free will thing anyway, are we? You elect Donald Trump, maybe your species should take a few millenia off from making decisions.

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

Can an email count as good-ass Kinja?

Context

After this, Republicans are dead to me. Dead.

Also, this guy thinks that social security should be abolished because Noah lived to be 600 years old & never sucked from the government teat so we shouldn’t either.

That’s my point. It’s a ‘red state’ and nothing changes that. Even physically assaulting a reporter for asking a question, then lying about it despite recordings disproving the account.