Oh man, look at that face on Melania. She is so not here for this FLOTUS shit. Remember when we had a First Lady that actually liked being the first lady? And also didn’t swat her husband’s hand away like it was covered in wasps?
Also aggressively creating more poor people.
Trump is the counterpart Netanyahu deserves.
I think Bannon has a monopoly on the plague of boils.
God used to do the best plagues. Locusts, blood, slaying of the first born. Just a hole now? No stamina! SAD!
Hi. Canada here. We’re just going to go ahead and build our wall now, k?
Well, she didn’t specify WHO he was out there loving...
Without viagra, they’d all be at half mast anyway.
YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!
And by RIP I mean Rest in the Perpetual fucking sloggiest of the the slog of humanity. May the wind forever be in your face.
I love Chappelle, but Trump proved that he’s a wildly inconsistent, bizarre, childish man with impulse control issues before he was elected.
Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.
Yea, I was surprised Ubaldo actually came to play last night. I do wish Buck had gone to the bullpen when Lind came up, though.
We’re burying the lede here. Somehow, in contradiction to all the known laws of nature, the O’s started Ubaldo Jimenez against Scherzer, let Ubaldo go almost 8 innings, and DID NOT LOSE.
Because Fox News.