But see you’re probably not even close to moderate. You’re probably 70/30 conservative...you just like hiding under the umbrella of the word ‘moderate’, so you can have your cake and eat it too.

Honestly, people like you are are the worst, because you’re afraid to actually admit who you are.

I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Don’t wear your tinfoil hat in the microwave. #lifelessons

Wait, are you’re arguing that I shouldn’t hate a racist because I’ve never met them? I never met Bashal al-Assad, am I supposed to be reserve judgement?

HamNo hates people he has never met because they hate people they have never met.

Resign. Resign is the word you were looking for.

It’s funny that they were patterned after the prior completely incompetent Republican administration, but still map so well to the current one.

The same people who knew that healthcare could be so complicated?

jesus christ, who in the administration HASN’T spoken to the russians at this point

So our AG committed perjury during his appointment hearing?

Rather than focus solely on funding, we must be willing to make the tangible, structural reforms that will allow students to reach their full potential.

CHRISTIANITY IS A VIOLENT WAY OF LIFE. IT IS NOT A RELIGION. DO NOT LET THIS DANGEROUS CULT TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY.

Just repeating some things some of the bigots in my town were saying re: Islam this week. Now I expect an apology from all Christians on behalf of these monsters. You’ll have to be really loud about it…

As long as the death panels are executives of insurance companies, this isn’t a problem.