who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?

“And speaking as a golfer, who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?”

This article would *definitely* exist if he spent every weekend putting together puzzles on his time off. And it would be glorious.

Neither this post nor I have made any suggestion that “Obama’s golf is less offensive than Trump’s.” Why are you trying to shift the goalposts? Is it because you look stupid and you want to change the subject?

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

[polite applause]

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

FOR GOD SAKE NO ONE TELL BETSY DEVOS!

I hate to break it to you but...they don’t give two shits about any of those things. Republicans are focused on a singular goal and that is to make sure that the very rich pay very little in taxes. The rest of it is just misdirection.

Inspired by the Statue of Liberty in football, in lacrosse this is known the Pearl Harbor.

He’s such a dumb fucking cunt.

There’s a new daddy in town. A Discipline Daddy.

how long until the first?

You know, it’s really amazing how easily you can connect the homophobia of the Right with their suppressed desire to have a really strong Daddy.

Bannon always reminds me of this guy.