The Bear Patrol can’t be far behind!

That’s specious reasoning at best, Dad.

Thanks, Obama.

Meanwhile, he donated that leather jacket to my dreams.

I wish we could have them forever, but I am deeply grateful that we had them for 8 years.

If it’s the same question I’m thinking of, I totally agree it should have been followed up on. There are questions over whether the future President of the United States is colluding and possibly being blackmailed by a foreign government and follow up questions were about fucking Obamacare and tax policy? What the…

Someone else mentioned this in a comment on a different article, but the media needs to stop asking multi-faceted questions. Short, simple, direct questions with no follow up in the same question are the only way to go.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Were there boat puns in this article? I mast have missed them.

While he’s taking a bow his editor may give him a stern talking to.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

it’s on top of the Jeep

Ridiculous. Next he’ll be trying to ban desk pops.

People in the middle of the country feel marginalized and forgotten.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

I AM SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT.

In a New York Times interview with writer Maureen Dowd, Talley, while wearing a Norma Kamali sleeping bag coat

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE THAT I COULD WALK INTO THE STORE AND GET THE PART