Since the contract defines ‘operable’ legally he should be entirely in the clear.

I’m switching this year to:

Hmm. I think Scott Baio might be lying about his assault. How do we know if he just wants attention? What was he wearing at the time? Perhaps he’s too ugly to be assaulted? This seems suspect to me.

It was interesting that Audrey Meadows was originally considered too pretty and glamorous to be Alice, so she toned down her good looks at the audition. (To me, she was still too pretty for Ralph.) As a kid, I always felt bad for Alice. Ralph was so cheap. And so mean. They showed Ed and Trixie’s apartment once, and…

Joey was the inspiration for “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morrisette.

But let’s all remember how corrupt Hilary is, with her email mismanagement and her charity—the one with high ratings from watchdog organizations. Good thing we dodged that bullet, huh?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

We can have more than one problem you know, it’s not a competition.

Kellyanne can go fuck herself.

“We’ll see what happens” is not a presidential policy, you moron.

nah

Did anyone tear up a little voting today? I wasn’t expecting to get so emotional. I honestly didn’t think I’d have a chance to vote for a woman for president in my lifetime.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

Mine was for John Anderson in 1980. I feel your shame.

Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

I ran the Detroit half-marathon Sunday. There were tons of spectators, many with signs, so I saw lots of variations on “Run like Trump is Trying to Grab Your Pussy.” Seeing one around mile 12 did help put a little pep in my step.

I’ll be honest. I thought the “Dutch Reach” was going to be...something else. But this is good too!