Seriously. That is their logic. More guns make us safer. Using that logic, loaded guns should be handed out at Arkansas football games like promotional bobbleheads and made mandatory.

I’ve never met Hitler, but I am not a fan of his work. I guess that makes me the bigot.

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The other night, while walking the dog, I saw the largest and most brilliant meteorite that I had ever seen cascade through the night sky, and I seriously thought to myself “please, please hit us and put us out of our misery.”

Have you met Trumpt fans?

Nuclear winter is certainly one way to stop global temperature increases.

Notably, not the same standard to which they are holding their military spending.

Chick Fillets Chick-Fil-A

Fattest golfer since John Daly?

Navy always seems to fall for it.

Credit to David Silva for providing Jesus with that incredible cross.

“What’s the big deal? I always see an orange-face monster holding a severed head whenever I look at Der Spiegel.”

How many terrorist attacks have we prevented so far? Millions, I bet. I haven’t seen any, so it must be working. This Tiger Repelling Rock seems to be working, too.

We’ll only being using the best science. Just the best science from the best scientists. I know this one scientist, Bob. Great guy. Beautiful family. He’s a great, great guy. Anyway, Bob has some doubts about the current climate data. Maybe it’s man made. Maybe it’s being caused by a 400 lb guy in his mom’s basement.…

I agree totally, although it hurts to say. If you vote for these people, THIS is what you get. You don’t get to keep your discounted care at Planned Parenthood because of a bunch of kindly liberals shelled out the clams to keep it afloat. I want to rub their noses in their vote like a puppy that has peed on the floor…

They had a Brazilian at the centerback position, but they felt that he left the penalty area too exposed.

Groningen appears to be far more impressive now that they have trimmed their roster.

Simpler questions or follow-ups: either works for me.

I think you mean “unpresidented.”