Apparently, “did you or your staff collude with Russia to undermine our electoral process” was not a question that warranted follow-up when he decided not to answer. Way to go, media.

Start at the masthead and start listing as you read down. You’ll notice a boatload of them.

Not one reference to “yaaaardage” in the entire article, though.

If I wanted to read an article about a bunch of women driving stick, I would have gone to Jalopnik. Stick to women, Jezebel!

Time to Build that Wall around Austin.

They’re teaching histrionics NOW???!1!! [waves hands in air]

Did you enjoy your holiday weekend?

Basically. The strength of collective bargaining in the early days was largely predicated upon the relative immobility of capital to labor. That just isn’t the case, so now we have a world-wide race to the bottom for labor. American workers can’t compete when Wal-Mart is selling goods sourced by slave labor in…

Don’t shoot him! That will only make him angry. Mando only pawn, in game of life.

Only if you are into BDSM: Bondage, Deportation, Shame, and Masochism

The only good part about 2016?:

It’s amazing what you can do when you are completely unbound by truth or morals, but then you would have known that if you weren’t a raging alcoholic and chronic masturbator.

By Republican logic, she is enabling Donald’s sexual abuse of women and is therefore worse than Donald himself. Or so I hear.

How do I make my iPhone ring like a regular phone?

Extra points for he subtle Home Alone numbering reference.

Subquestion: Is it legal to drive with an engine that does not meet environmental regulations, even if not stripped down? You could argue, depending on your state, that it is not legal to drive as it is.

An overweight, stupid white guy with a smart, disproportionately attractive wife - when did we stop rebooting this sitcom?

Don’t let the gender-neutral bathroom stall door hit you in the ass on the way out.

After the test results come back.

“Well, we have to end apartheid for one.

And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.

We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women.

We have to encourage a return to traditional moral…