Easy: This allows Trump supports to claim that they are serious about climate change while doing absolutely fucking nothing ... because they think everyone is as stupid and craven as they are and won’t understand the difference ... and they are mostly right.

Where can I buy a phial of Ciaran Hinds’ sweat?

I can’t listen to Trump without thinking of Otto from A Fish Called Wanda

“But I will say the traffic situation is a very real problem.”

It’s true if you consider “family detention centers” run by for-profit prison corporations to be providing “shelter,” “food” and “healthcare.”

Nope! Often nominees must appear politically neutral to in order to pass through the nomination process, but everything is controlled by Republicans now. This is why this election was so important.

By my estimation, a woman in Brownsville, TX would have to drive 1,100 miles to the nearest town in the nearest state (Pueblo, Colorado) that wouldn’t prohibit abortions and that also has an abortion provider.

You all need to stop writing articles that criticize the intelligence of the white male electorate. You see, they have delicate wittle feelings, and when you talk down to them, they lash out by voting en masse for an inexperienced, racist lunatic. Seems proportionate. Keep this up and we will have Caligula in 2020.…

Damn that’s good stuff right there.

You’ll end up swallowing a lot of water that way.

Well, in my defense, 1) I voted in a deep blue state, so why not?, 2) An Inconvenient Truth hadn’t come out yet, and 3) I was an idiot.

Can we hear from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party?

My first presidential vote was for Nader [ducks]. At the time I truly believed in a Green candidate - as if Al fucking Gore weren’t the greenest candidate we have ever seen.

One reason I supported Hillary over Bernie is that I have more confidence that she will make the lives of House Republicans fucking miserable for four years in a way that Bernie never could. I want revenge for what they’ve done to Obama. Call me cynical.

“Last year 70,000 women were assaulted by illegal immigrants Donald Trump.” FTFY.

That Guiliani is a real piece of ass.

It sounds like Trump can deny all these allegations because he’s done it so many times he literally can’t remember them. Like, you might was well ask him to remember the guy who pumped his gas five years ago.

My higher mind assumed it had something to do with bikes, but my lower mind definitely thought it was something dirty. I was really swinging both ways on this one.

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

Why should you get in trouble for a statement that somebody else noticed?