I feel like you need to receive something special for this. I won't give it to you, but you deserve it nonetheless.

I agree. I always procrastinate writing anything because I think it won't be good enough. But the other day I though, screw it, and just wrote something down without stopping or thinking about it. It was one of the best things I've written in years.

No thesaurus? Maybe. Of course, it would work if you're an articulate person. Otherwise, your story could just be bad. Not just bad, but bad bad. Or, really really really really... really bad.