I'll be at all 5 shows. What a great summer this is going to be

that's just not true, humorless John. First hand, recent experience says otherwise

before you know it, they're Spy Kids 3D

Have you seen Gummo?

maybe if Guns N' Roses Man wouldn't be 3 hours late for showtime

the only comment that matters in any Broken Lizard-related thread: The weird-looking dude that ate all the mushrooms and tripped out in the back of the police cruiser in Super Troopers is married to FREAKING CHRISTINA HENDRICKS. Carry on.

"He isn't? He wasn't out the long-ago Mexican Radio Bad Omens original"

you're saying what we are all thinking, except the exact opposite

with all the mercury in tuna, Magneto would be the one who is pranked. Too much tuna face.

in which she is played by Sansa Stark and goes by the name Jean Grey Wolf

Bliss

"bellowing constant jargon" wasn't that an early Fugazi CD?

"honey"? you got off lucky. Comcast calls me "cum dumpster"

LP: Weird Al Yankovich "Dare to be Stupid"
Cassette: Metallica "And Justice For All"
CD: Beck "Mutations" (I was a late holdout for CDs)

From the "HITS" Kickstarter page:

We have similar tastes, but to save precious time I like to combine everything; smoke bowls in the theater whilst jacking it to my iPhone and shaking my head furiously shouting WTF????

Ambitious, challenging, complicated—-I don't go to a movie for smooth sailing. I want to think about it long after I leave the theater, puzzle on it, go back and see it again.

too soon, man…too soon

:::raises hand tentatively:::

and in Britain: Spotted jawline, spotted dick. Not sure what that means, there's obviously something lost in translation