3 strawberries. Cough if you see any cops

thanks, OBAMACARE

Choo-Choo the herky-jerky dancer haunts my dreams

Heck, I would be a creationist if I could even motorboat Jenny McCarthy

I've been waiting years to make a "Burrowing Bishop" reference. There it is. You are welcome.

SCENES FROM A BOOKSTORE

about the only use I have for my DVD player these days is Mr. Show and Mighty Boosh.

Imagine if Jonny Greenwood would have done the soundtrack to No Country for Old Men. I have no further thoughts on this matter, I just want you to imagine it.

They probably misread it as "A Million Ways To Tie-Dye in the West"

Outlander 2: The (British) Empire Strikes Back

"nearly new" = completely totaled, rusted-out husk of junk

if she's a MILF she can make way more than 4K a month. Pimp that ho, brookeanderson7

said no one, ever

well done, you didn't live up to your name today, Fool

The Wall/North is like Canada. Nobody southward pays any attention to it.

I look forward to seeing this in the "great job, internet!" section of the AV Club one day soon

Last week: "The Mountain and the Viper and the Ever Expanding Crow"

brilliant

Final is going to be 66 minutes, longest GoT ever

The only thing he's grown is a few belt sizes, which is strange since he's A.) getting the first exercise of his life and B.) not eating like a little Lordling for the first time in his life. There must be something in the water that far North.