He's the front-runner to win the title, just nosing out the new boy clone from Orphan Black. Last years winner: Andrea (Walking Dead).

THE ONE WITH THE SHITTY FACIAL HAIR

"You can't uncrush that watermelon. You can't stuff all that chunky salsa back in that balloon." —-little known fact: these were Thomas Jefferson's original closing lines to the Declaration of Independence.

how about you Analyze Phish Analyze Phish? It's been way too long between podcasts

This is moving a little too fast for me…I've been hurt in the past

Loitering necromancer?

So looking forward to this

I've traveled back in time to warn you all: you aren't going to like how this all ends…

Will someone with more talent (and free time) than me please whip up an 80's-esque theme song to "That Dorne Cat" pronto

Dan Savage being the 1%.

Ho-hum, indeed

He's obviously a Phish fan, trying to subliminally integrate us into his hippy cult by throwing in "ph" whenever he can. Stay strong, my brothers, blast some death metal and punch a few strangers before you look in the mirror one day and see dreadlocks

Tell us how you really feel

Producers are in charge of the produce at the craft service table.

complaining about complaining about the white male anti-hero on a message board is about as far from cool as one can get. No offense.

"I envy people who are going to watch this season for the first time on DVD, because I think they’re just going to tear through it, eager to get to the next episode as soon as the previous one’s credits roll. "

I'm a time traveler here to make you all rich…bet on the Green Bay Packers next Super Bowl (February 2010)

this is a SNL sketch just waiting to happen. "Survivor: Westeros"

then the plant would have to rely on water in the soil

From the Tuck & Patti wikipedia page: "Tuck Andress' niece is singer-songwriter Annie Clark, who goes under the moniker St. Vincent. As a teenager, Clark was a roadie for Tuck and Patti, and later she was an opening act for the duo."