I wanna motorboat those big beautiful tits of hers

U guys need to appreciate Family Guy for what it is, a vehicle for fucked up writers to work through their issues using cartoon characters

I just wanna say, Sean is a national treasure, the day he leaves is the last day I visit the AV Club

I MASTURBATE EVERY TIME I SEE THAT LITTLE BLONDE GIRL DROOLING OUT HER ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!

I would rather do Linda than Sharon

I was in Reno for six weeks once, didn't miss a goddamn thing…

America has become a wedge of spite.

I wish Conan hadn't invited Al Jean, fuck that guy

My goal as a drummer was to be as competent as Don Breuer and I am happy to say that I have surpassed that.

Wrong, it sounds like makeup-less era Kiss.

Obama will go down in history as Americas most dissappointing president

Yes, yes it was

Hey, as someone who met Mark at a bar one time, I'll tell u who he is, a helluva nice guy!

Hey, anyone got a clip of the Scott in blackface sketch?

I don't think you're gonna be able to get tickets at this point…

U gonna see them on Letterman tomorrow Smacky?

I picked out all the Dave tracks when I first streamed the album except for the first track, it's credited to Joey but sounds like Dave

I am seeing them tomorrow on Letterman

How come I can't get no Tang around here?

Simpsons Trivia this Thursday at Berry Park!