We need regicide now more than ever!

More like 666th graders, amirite?!

I suspect it was Dime Western

A friend of mine contributed a guitar track on Dust but he was so strung out on heroin he doesn't remember which song he did

I was in Palm Springs and was gonna drive to Joshua Tree but on the way it started raining and the woman I was with was freaked out that we were gonna get into an accident so I had to turn around…I was pissed…

Tonight, the Table will commemorate the passing of Jeff Hanneman with many rounds of Jäger

I thought it started off pretty good but kinda tailed off in the second half

Zach Braff needs a Shrim bath

Everyone knows Alex is co-intel

I don't think there's ever been anyone hotter than Denise Richards in Wild Things

I see what you're doing Marah, mentioning Queens of the Stone Age, it will take more than that to win me over!

Coolio would have had to churn butter at least once or twice

Coco coco cocoCAINE!

I could see his junk…

Kicking ass in the morning is better than cappuccino!

My dad knew him, apparently he really was a good guy

The best thing is his reaction when Lumbergh disagrees with him about Peter. The combination of incredulity and hurt in his face is fantastic.

I think if I could only go out drinking with two dudes for the rest of eternity that I wouldn't mind those 2 dudes being Sean Oneal and Dave Attell

Mariah's a cunt.

Hey, that's a great idea, get ol Craiggers to host the Oscars!