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I’m so glad we have Piers Morgan to tell us what feminism is really about. What would we do without him?

I love how Erin’s expression in the clip at the top. She’s trying really hard to understand wtf Carson is saying. I hope she eventually gives up before she loses her sanity and starts hearing constant chants of“ia! ia! cthulhu fhtagn!” everywhere she goes.

This was all over my Facebook feed last night. Almost as soon as this broke lots of people were clamoring to help clean it up. As far as I know, some amazing guy (not affiliated with PP) has paid for the services of a graffiti removal company to take care of whatever the volunteers can’t. We have a really great

Meanwhile, Republicans want to regulate abortions clinics but filler in the face is A-OK. Don't get me wrong, I plan on doing some work when I turn 50 (a little lipo and fat transference to my NEW CAKES!) but that these women can with such ease access botox or laser surgery whilst every-day women have to travel for

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.

All those conspiracy theorists..... in one place...

It’s not a part of a model’s job to be super chill when people call her a fat cow because she is pregnant. Also, you are an asshole.

what’s up, austin swift ;)

niall horan is goals af tho

I’m game to star in the Real Housewives of Gaithersburg.

Shut up with your logic!

Look, I’m not trying to be all up in other people’s business. But they totally fucked after this.

He ain’t perfect, he could have chosen to define the narrative with a harsher edge, but, the man never panicked, never lost his cool, never lowered himself to level of the filth that had such a hard on to take him.down. We are going to miss this man and his no drama Obama when the next impulsive maniac occupies the

If you were to tell 4th grade me that I would one day make a living blogging multiple times a day about Leonardo DiCaprio, first I’d be like, “what’s a blog” and then I would have exploded from happiness.

I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.

If he became POTUS I would honestly consider volunteering for a one way trip to Mars.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna