Thank you to my parents who insisted on watching the evening news every night of my life until I moved out and never, ever changing the channel.

Has he always had such a rabid club of fanboys who fap to his shirtless-horseback-riding macho-manliness or is this a new thing? I see so many people who ordinarily hate “commies” but have hard ons for Putin because they think he’s just sooo tough compared to “Obummer.” It’s bizarre. And stupid.

Person of fucking forever.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

“Go to break, then, Joe,” Trump responded. “All I’m doing is giving you the facts and you don’t wanna hear the facts.”

Poot Dorfman

UMMMMM that audition tape = LIFE

The line in the cafeteria was really long today so I read the whole rant. He aint wrong though:

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

Jenny says

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If the South wants to try to secede from the union again...we won’t try and stop them this time.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

I really, really, really hope that the attackers are not Muslim. Because the growing far right, “KEEP (MUSLIM) REFUGEES OUT!” French parties movement will have a field day with this.

How about “backdoor brat”?

This is why I wanted to die young, so I wouldn’t live to see crap like this.

Kids are stupid and expensive. Solution: don’t have kids, save your money, go on baller vacations instead.

If you’d like a break from the insanity, you’re free to stare longingly at pictures of Justin Trudeau, as has become the new Canadian pastime.

I quoted you on my FB page cause you rad into my brain. Only sorry I don’t know your real name to properly credit you!