Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

The Republican party is an absolute shit show. We are watching a once-formidable political party burn to the fucking ground...

sorry i cant hear you over your SOCIALISM

“And in the Year of Our Lord 2015, there is nothing that gets the dick blood of a conservative voter flowing more than a man who has no idea what he’s doing.”

I think you need this.

The stupidity of this comment is actually amazing.

So she went as a Kardashian?

Vote for me, 2016, I will abolish death itself.

I’ve done the Jimmy Fallon ride many times. I chug half a handle of bourbon and fall down the stairs, waking up with new scars that I have to explain.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

Obama is living his best life right now.

whatnow? I am an Environmental Biologist and I found nothing lacking or misinformed about what he is aying. Could you expand upon your theory?

was dating.

He’s one of the scientists who has decided to use some of his skill to educate people on what scientists are finding out about how we interact with and impact our environment. He does a great job of getting to people to care, when they mainly don’t give a shit about this planet or even how their own bodies work.

Fox. Your home for Sharia Law.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I couldn’t fathom that. I cannot FATHOM demanding that a manager go buy me food. Like, even if I was about to collapse into a diabetic coma, I couldn’t imagine doing that.