Uh... Yes, I'd be really bothered if we used guns on women more than we already do. It's actually a pretty big problem.

But she’s still a woman so it can’t happen. We’ll have to go with choice 2 and just ignore the fact he’s Canadian.

but she will require being carried around

She’s PERFECT for the job.

Naw, she licks everything. That’d cause WAY more fights and chaos, especially because of her predilection for doing it on tape!

he’s a cunt, and i don’t wanna hear him talk unless he does have taylor swift tickets, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Commandment 10:

Fucking just ban men. Ban all of them.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

My reaction every time a Republican opens his or her mouth:

Don’t pretend this isn’t what Texas Board of Ed told you to print and you won’t just say it because you are afraid they won’t keep doing business with you if you do.

I’m going to do it, Erin. You’ve inspired me.

That always sits weird with me. You’re “pro life” for a group of cells in someone else’s body that doesn’t involve you, but also pro-death penalty?

so fucking wrong

Backpfeifengesicht!

I think I want to start using "irritates my uterus" instead of "pisses me off."

Dan Savage recently hit the nail on the head: They are anti-sex. That’s all there is to it. If you don’t want abortion, but also oppose contraception, and also harp on about “family values,” then you’re anti-sex.

The thing that makes me so depressed is that it wasn’t always so for republicans. George Bush Sr. was treasurer for PP back in the day when it was seen as good policy to encourage the poor not to have more children than they could afford (that would ultimately be dependent on government help) and then they went & got…