MOTHERFUCKERS

never fucking trust a 19 year old girl who still listens to fall out boy

Oh hey you’re back \o/

Here’s a hot take for dudes all over the globe (and laydiezz, but I never have this problem w them)

okay but that officer is hot tho right

Oh this is adorable! I look forward to all the ones with African Americans. Oh no wait, they do have them. They’re called “Can you please identify the deceased?”

you’re lucky you’re white, kid.

This picture makes me want to be a better person.

Hey now this is America, where we abstain from all forms of education.

Where dogs go when they want the loving.

Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?

“We don’t care who sits on the bench with the teams, that goes for anybody … to sit on the bench.”

Yes, being a dick to a dying man is exactly what Jesus would want you to do.

omg i wanna wrap you in gauze and swaddle you in blankets and you would be like

THIS GUY. MARRY ME.

I don’t think the question is whether or not Deez Nutz is good for America, it’s a question of whether or not America is ready for Deez Nutz.

Oh my.

It’s ironic, because the very thought of Chris Christie fucking makes me lose my appetite.

THE VISUAL DEAR GOD THE VISUAL