Is there a term for the opposite of lame duck? “Soarin Eagle” perhaps?

Tenley is perky as hell, but Kiptyn just had a baby with his new girlfriend Samm (baby’s name: Koltyn)

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

As always...

Totally! A few times when my niece was being a petulant bitch because I wouldn’t get her some crazy expensive whatever for Christmas, I donated to PP in her name and had the Thank You card sent to her.

These are concrete ideas that truly qualify as a solid, safe middle ground.

He shrugged again, smiling at me, his sweat stains creeping. “Guess you’re gonna have to find out for yourself,” he said.

i mean, it is refreshing to hear a politician be explicitly racist instead of quietly racist.

Again, there is a difference between the word “human” meaning “of human origin” and “a human” meaning an independent person.

Everyone guard your nipples.

There is no part of me that wants to see this film but I will stare at photos of MBJ all day long, no shame, cause he is legit beautiful.

I JUST WANT HIM TO PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES THAT IS ALL I WANT<33333 UNCLE JOOOOOEE!

Biden gifs, activate!

The comet hurtling itself towards Earth.

why is everyone bad

Revival for a Planned Parenthood fundraiser?

DALEIDAN IS LORD VOLDEMORT.

I used Alba’s sunscreen and I got a sunburn.