obligatory.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

I recently got an implant. Does anyone need my old case?

WELL NOW YOU’VE CHANGED MY MIND

I have never loved anything as much as I love this comment.

listening to “that don’t impress much me much” as a child is what formed to basis of all of my future relations with men and i bow down to shania for that gift

No, Tyra, I do not understand that problem. I eat the fries and eat the burger and then kind of want want some chicken nuggets after that. I live in the real world.

“I think when I joined Ballet Theater, there were people on the staff who did not want to see a brown person in the corps onstage,” Copeland, 32, told the New York Times last year

i just sat here thinking “what if chris evans is on this list”

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Yuup. I still remember the day when my history teacher asked my class (at my private boarding school) who considered themselves “Upper Middle Class.” Literally everyone raised their hand, and the teacher basically said “LOL no. If your parents can afford to send you to this school, you are well above Upper Middle…

If he’d close Guantanamo and stop killing with drones outside, he’d be perfect! But he is already so good, specially now that he doesn’t have to be reelected.

“Mexicans are drug addled murdering rapists!” -Donald Trump “I love Mexico.” -Donald Trump.

He was on third base.

lol @ the salty soldiers all over this post~

as a casual Catholic, thinking about how angry this Pope makes mainstream American conservative Catholics (specifically, rick santorum) just warms my cold little heart.

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…