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“It’s just business.”

It wasn’t Rachel, it was Monica!!!

“And, no, we’re not all equal when it comes to water.”

A federal appeals court already declared that the law was unconstitutional because it violates the doctor’s free speech rights.

This girl sounds incredibly bad ass, and so does her mother. And fuck the fucking misogynistic media.

go fuck yourself, you sexist pissbaby piece of shit.

Bring Back Lillith Fair, 2016

I’d be on it. I’m married and probably not his type, but I’m a Pats fan and therefore can hold my liquor like a sonofabitch. Soooo where are auditions?

THE ART

IM RDY LETS DO THIS (says someone who has been on/off depression meds for about 10 years)

Ugly duckling? Forrealreal? Look at that smize.

Keep your back to a pole. I’d rather brush up against urine than die.

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual.”

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

I heard she’s a tank. I heard she did 26.2 shots after the race and wasn't even tipsy. I heard her hair is insured for ten thousand dollars.

Whoa buddy!

The problem is there is no fucking grey area.

Just a really elated Planned Parenthood employee over here!! :)

this sounds like a drunk or high essay, where you’re like YAS BITCH I AM CHANGING THE WORLD and then you wake up and

...Is Taylor Swift even aware she’s in a feud with Katy Perry? This seems...kind of one sided....