It has the most troll hunters. pew pew pew

There are a few coin-op solutions in Brooklyn that will save you paying $30 at the Williamsburg Hand Wash and waiting an hour, if you want to do it yourself. One is in Gowanus and another one is in South Williamsburg...

That's exactly why I need a spot to go and work on little projects. Too stressful to be laying underneath your car with traffic whizzing by.

Love this video. Fucking brilliant. Although, to be fair, taking a bus out of New York City to where you keep your car isn't exactly owning a car in New York City. But it does show serious dedication, which is what anybody who loves cars in this town needs.

Dad? Is that you?

Spoken like a gas man.

What about the cars that this guy picked?

I was once that little kid. At 4 years old I tried to follow my big brother across the street to retrieve a toy airplane. A Cadillac came up over the crest and there I was in the middle of the lane. The brakes locked up, it got squirrely, and I got hit by a car. But only just enough to knock me down; I was very…

Thanks for that nice article. I could picture myself being that excited too.

That looked fun as heyall

If you can't drive 30 minutes without needing a nap, especially in New York City, perhaps you need to see a doctor.

I would agree to children immediately if this was part of the deal.

Larry Chen is the man.

This is the nerdiest thing ever. OK I'll play!

Making it look easy.

Look at the bright side... Someday there will be an extremely low mile GT2RS available for someone who will appreciate it. For now, it's in "storage".

Well, I tried to watch the video to the part where the revving offense occured, but I just couldn't endure enough of his "flow". I just assumed that he must have done it since, you know, there is an entire article here about how he did it. My bad.

I did not enjoy your flow, sir.

So my father likes to buy me subscriptions to Consumer Reports because he says it's "good toilet readin". Personally I think it's dangerous to fall asleep mid-poop so I avoid that behavior but I did notice in the new issue that the Tesla Model S got a 99 out of 100. That's gotta be a CR record.

I'm sold. That looks tremendously fun. No more 1-day schools listed on their schedule though, crap.