Knives Out was super delightful and I would definitely watch new cases. I think the story from this movie wrapped up nicely so I’m glad it wouldn’t be a continuation of those characters.

Same thoughts here! More spiritual than religious these days, but I grew up in the UMC and was always proud that our church was progressive and welcoming to all kinds of people, especially in my small backwards town. Gay? Cool. Recovering drug addict? No prob. Divorced? Who wasn’t in that town... I’m still comfortable…

Yea, but you didn’t NEED kids, you wanted them. 

I am also the “boss” of my family - the only one to stand up to my dad, dig deep to support my mom, and make my brother get his shit together. It’s exhausting because when they don’t want to hear it, then they all just turn it back on me like I’m the asshole when I’m just taking the role THEY assigned. Good luck with…

Aw man, I was fully expecting to read “saw I was alone and invited me to join them,” and am very sad that wasn’t the case. My mom and I had a Thanksgiving dinner at Denny’s once and it wasn’t the worst, but a bunch of jackasses would have certainly tipped it over that line. 

I dunno, it definitely wasn’t awesome, but I think taking those risks and doing with his music what he wanted to do was certainly endearing. Also, I would 100% go see him and Blink182 at the same show! Travis Barker has also released some pretty awesome tracks with Busta Rhymes, Twista, Lil’ Nas X, etc. so maybe the…

Baseball players = hot, and often pretty smart (or at least, smarter than the average jock bear.) = extra hot. 

I’m sorry I have to be that person, because dunking on Dipshit Jr. is my favorite thing, but that is a compound bow and not a crossbow.

Whoppers are like chocolate flavored vomit. 

The small town just north of me has the Kountry Kitchen and it’s absolutely where all the people go for breakfast and coffee in the morning, no Waffle House exists. 

Met my husband at a bar which sounds boring BUT the thing was: I was there with some girlfriends drinking and celebrating because that day was supposed to be the day I was marrying my ex-fiance. I had JUST finished saying to my girlfriends that it never fails that they’re always the ones who get asked to dance first…

Short version: I kicked her out of my bridal party.

Isn’t the screamapillar story about the beach an episode of The Simpsons?

One of the dead malls in Austin was turned into a community college campus. Worked pretty well!

The best are Hammer gels! (If a gel is your only option. I prefer solid foods for endurance stuff, but the stomach wants what it wants when it’s hot outside!)

I love most bars (I’m a mountain biker/trail runner) and will say with zero hesitation that SoyJoy is absolutely the worst taste I’ve ever had in my mouth. 

I thought the exact same thing. This is a mythology only he was seeing to make his feelings work in his head. 

AH! I forgot watermelon on my list! I eat that all by itself for dinner in the summer. So good.

Same! I eat fruit errrrry day. Gimmie the fructose!

Agree. I think a more accurate correlation may be that corsets didn’t necessarily SHORTEN lives, but I doubt they’re the key to eternal youth. We’re all unfortunately going to just have to keep looking!