Pretty safe bet. Despite the heavy Midwestern skew of A.V. Club readership, I'm guessing most of us barely know the guy.

Actually, in the unlikely event that Tom Cruise is not already in good enough shape to shoot the scene like it was still 1986, he'd no doubt spend ten hours every day in the gym once you told him about it. Say what you want about the guy—and oh there is plenty—but physical commitment to a role is not something he has…

Hey, the old one was great with kids! He was the Easter Bunny!

That tired-looking, boring shit looks like the old PBS P after he got his face melted off in an industrial accident on This Old House. After PayPal gets finished legally harassing poor Pandora they should take the money and design themselves a new logo that looks like something someone would actually want to rip off.

I was exposed to both Little Caesars and NYC pizza from an early age (I may be the only one), and with that background you don't even think of considering Little Caesars as attempting to create the same food, and so you're actually freer to accept that weird shit on its own terms. It's like White Castles vs.…

No, but for $14.88 you can create a new order, and secure the existence of your pizza and a future for white cheesy bread.

No, saying to strangers you have not met and who have said or done nothing whatsoever to you, "Wow you are all kinds of stupid," before expressing your disagreement, is standard behavior in much of the Internets but extremely rare on this particular forum. I don't know if you consider that to be a perfectly civil and…

Oh dude you read my mind! If anyone was going to give me grief about other sitcom families, Home Improvement was going to be my very first example of ridiculous miss, and Full House—with that very same snark—my first example of doing a reasonably good job.

Oh thank God. I was really starting to worry there. Four fucking hours left hanging! I felt like the dorkiest pariah kid in junior high.

I appreciate your informative and insightful reply. But I don't know how clear I can make this; I am sure it was my fault in communication, since I seem to have crossed my wires with so many people:

I'll try my best to cope with the disappointment.

Not all or even most of those spaces are filled with people pushing white nationalism! That's a bit of an outsider's myth, from what I've seen. But what is true is that they tend, to varying degrees, be rather rough places where replying to a comment by hurling childish insults at him is not unusual behavior. What has…

There's a model UB-40 still in service, but it poses no danger to this or any other cruise. Mostly just follows it around covering all the songs.

That particular example is a new one for me, but I'm starting to hate it when people do that! For some reason people keep doing it with Saved By The Bell, barely any of which aired in the 80s—maybe because Zack is famous for that big-ass phone and people associate big-ass phones with the 80s. Saved By The Bell…

No problem on this cruise! Just push it. Push it real good.

I know all about this. I have a large, extended family and we are multiracial going back many generations. Skin color, hair, etc. is like a fun little lottery with every birth.

Wow you are all sorts of massive, throbbing asshole. And I believe you took a wrong turn somewhere on the Internets, or perhaps misread the window on your browser. This is The A.V. Club, not /r/avclub, let alone /avclub/.

Probably had the same career counselor as Tommy Tune, Paul Horn, and Mickey Bass; Rollie Fingers and Cecil Fielder; Chris Moneymaker; and Judge Learned Hand.

Yeah, but that was a bit much you have to admit. Skin tone is one thing, but you're telling me that Lisa Bonet and Malcolm Jamal-Warner are supposed to be full siblings? I'll bet that show relieved a lot of sheltered white kids of the myth that all black people look alike, and implanted in them the myth that all black…

Shhhhh! Your inability to feel shocked, scandalized, and threatened by incredibly boring shit is a direct danger to Ms. Dunham's career strategy.