That you, George Burns?

I'm with Mr. HelMet's estimate. I don't think he was trying to belittle Kanye's talents at all, necessarily; in his defense, Mozart is not 1/10th as good as Kanye thinks Kanye is.

An underappreciated figure to be sure, but never a statesman of George Jefferson's caliber.

This T-shirt? You want it? You got it.

…what on earth?

I have always wanted to hear "Big Big World," "Big Big Beat," "Big Big Deal," and the entire Big Big Love album covered by Big Big Train. And I want them to invite Mr. Mister to back them up, just to make Mr. Big jealous.

I'm voting for Stein! To the big parties I say, my loyalty flu the croup a long time ago; a pox on both your houses! The least I can do is give her one measly vote.

So you're saying…

Ahh, Cthulu campus rep myself here. '00 for me. And yeah, it was pretty much a gambit to mack on cute girls for me, too. Standing in the quad, explaining his platform for leadership in patient, thorough detail so they'd really get a good picture of what he was all about…

Wait, so now One Direction is with Trump too? Must be Brexiters or something.

Don't be a helicopter. It's healthy for kids to have multiple interests at that age.

Hmm, never thought about it, so used to it am I at this point. Hard to believe that pre-Raging Bull, no one ever really thought much about changing your body for a role even if it specifically called for it. If you needed a really buff guy you cast a bodybuilder (and even then they never turned up in particularly good…

Meh, actually I was thinking the very reverse. He's also responsible, earlier in his career, for some of the most ridiculous-looking ab/muscle makeup I have seen in a major-budget picture.

How sad is it that they've done three Fantastic Fours over the past quarter century, and the ashcan one is the one most people would least object to spending an evening seeing?

I am a linguist. And I always use "this November" and "a year from this November" because the purpose of language is communication and I ain't got time for this shit.

Actually, they are some of the most godawful things you have ever seen. I cringe when I hear folks refer to him as an "artist," even an unsuccessful one, let alone speculate about what might have happened had he been accepted into art school. Hitler was a talentless fantasist who delusionally thought he might have had…

I have been saying novenas since the announcement of the sequel that they will pass up the opportunity of valuable URL real estate and take a preservationist attitude toward one of the Web's true historic treasures. Otherwise all we'll have left is the You've Got Mail website, and that just isn't the same.

The network was right. There didn't need to be stakes per se, as they illustrated by their final green light, but the matter did need to be addressed. And, as it happened, that demand spurred its fulfillment with one of the best lines of the episode.

Amen. Took me a while to notice, but then I was all, "Who the fuck is named Berenstain?"

Ugh, guys, we've been here before.