Wait...can you not maintain or repair your weapons? They just break eventually no matter what?

:| nerve wracking? Maybe in the 90s, but nowadays everything’s been pretty thoroughly idiot-proofed.

“I fought the network very hard so that those conventions could come to fruition,” he said. “So, like the first episode I do, that “Black-White Supremacist” sketch. And it’s like, ‘Well, that’s 10 minutes long. It should be five minutes long.’ Why should it be five minutes long? Like, these types of conventions.…

I agree with you. They should just let me accumulate points as I play and be able to spend them on any of the skins, weapons, voice packs, etc.

You mean with crushing disappointment as the presents are never what you actually asked for/wanted but can’t actually complain because they were presents and the person who got them for you is sitting there, looking at you all expectantly?

What a terrible analogy that completely misses the context of both situations and adds nothing to the discussion.

Yeah, since its launch Overwatch has supplanted Destiny as The Game Kotaku Talks About. Not entirely surprising, since Overwatch is just Team Fortress 2 reskinned with waifus.

Not all content is made equal. I felt that DAI disrespected my time with filler stuff that didn’t really make an impact or even represent what the game was ‘about.’ I’m playing dozens of hours of Zelda, but the game is packed with mysteries / charm, so it doesn’t feel like a waste of my time - I am still discovering…

You asked me if I needed any equipment before this adventure and I said no; but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainen’s Faithful Watchdog!

There’s nothing to attack here, why do you want to cast magic missile?

I wanna cast “Magic Missile”.

So never have kids then, gotcha.

I agree. The only reason I know this is D.va is because they told me it was supposed to be her. She’s a bit sassy and girly, I imagine those traits would remain even if she ditches the obnoxious internet slang and preoccupation with bunnies. She is a member of the military, where is her unit? She’s a colorful…

I feel like with about half the re-imagining fan-art of things a lot of artists don’t quite get the character they’re trying to portray. They just conveniently redraw things in their own style and call it a re-imagining.

Like D.Va REALLY isn’t a loner of a character. She wouldn’t be working on a mech by herself. If…

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

...everyone knows you’re playing wrong if you don’t pick Jennifer Hale’s FemShep.

Here’s a sample of my Rocket League coverage:

I’ll take pompadours over head dresses any damn day of the week. The fact that you can design a Native American warrior with a WAR POMPADOUR and have it be historically accurate is the best thing I’ve heard in a long time.