Seriously. Anything but a box.

Oh, look, the poor little mansplainer got his feelings so hurt by a crappy dismissive gif that he lashed out in anger and start calling names. 

The Rock technically called it “pie”. That would be more appropriate for this piece.

I almost shrieked at this and I love you for it.

This actually made me say OH SHIT out loud. Well done.

Usually inserts himself, and then replies to himself, because his second take is still lukewarm needs to be heard, too.

He only directly links the root piece into his post.

I can’t remember which, but one of the big tampon-producing companies tried a slogan a few years ago: “Thinking Outside the Box.” I feel like no female marketing people participated in that one!!

I honestly thought the headline meant he literally ate a cardboard box, on a dare or something. Lost bet?

Bobby doesn’t read The Root, Robby.

It doesn’t surprise me in the least that a gay man writing for Jezebel uses a misogynist term term for genitalia.

I can feel the heat from here.

I know - it’s horrible

Oh, buuuuuuurn. Love it.

Haha. Damnnnn. But, good point.

I actually felt that one through my computer monitor. Wow.

Considering that some regard The Rock as the pinnacle of manliness, and part of Khaled’s statement was about there being “different rules for The King,” yeah I do think it was helpful. Besides, when stuff like this comes out about celebrities, no one cares what normal jamokes do; the only real counter is another…

It is a good thing. What bad could possibly come of this man’s man admitting that he pleasures his wife and aspires to be good at it?

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?