Touring driver here. I’ve had my car for 2.5 months, and have put 2k miles on it so far. I love it. I chose the Lucid after doing lots of research. The Model S felt like an expensive version of my Model 3, and I wasn’t interested in spending double the money for small bumps in interior space and range. The EQS was a…

do used cars not exist in your country?

yep, 2023 bolt starts at $27,595 before tax rebate (they raised the price recently) so hopefully come the summer when the new model year rolls out we might see some dealer discounts on the late model.

“It’s really important for me to support my detox.”

Psychotherapy is cool and all, but Doctors Feelgood are so much cheaper.

Fat boosts collagen so if you go out of your way to make sure you have as little fat as possible, that’s what your face is gonna look like.

Lucid is far from the worst offender in this space with the touch screens. Have you seen the interior of the EQS? It’s an absolute nightmare. 

She looks like hell. So maybe this is her way of saying “Don’t do any of the things I’m doing.”

Good Lord, Lil Nas X wasn't making fun of trans people or transitioning. Enough with the faux outrage. Humor is dying 

For someone who’s all about the wellness, she looks suspiciously like someone who smokes, a lot. 

Or just buy the $20-30k EVs instead and save the $50k+ for the more wealthy buyers, just like gas car buying has been done for decades with minimal complaint.

If this clown ate actual food she’d get the vitamins she’s craving.

I think there’s still some opportunity in that space, though. There’s basically the model S (less luxurious) and the EQS from Mercedes (slower and less range), right? The Taycan is a lot smaller. Though I guess the “large luxury sedan” market is a pretty small one which is pretty evident from Tesla’s volume breakdowns…

Does GOOPy know she just described disordered eating?

One of the worst things you can do for your skin (and probably what’s inside your body too) is to do this kind of insane dieting as you age. It absolutely savages how it looks, as Gwyneth Paltrow and many others before her have proven. “A shriveled up banana” is a pretty good description.

Ah yes, requiring regular IVs for everyday living, definitely the mark of health.

Phosphatidylcholineis also found in eggs and soybeans. Gwyneth could just eat food but instead has to promote woo shit. 

Nothing says “wellness” like being hooked up to an IV instead of, you know, eating FOOD with nutrients.

Fucking touch screens...Outside looks nice though, and that’s the only part of these I’ll probably ever see in person.

If I ever have $115k to spend on a car, this is it.