Yes. I’ve seen it firsthand in LA. It’s horrible what they say to trigger a confrontational photo. Ben Affleck’s photogenic contempt is real.

Horse hockey. My Mercedes will not let you lock the key fob in the car, sometimes if the wife leaves her key and purse in the trunk and I have my key it will not lock. 

I did a quick google and found that most people have a lung capacity around 6 liters. I’m going to go ahead and doubt he has 33% more lung than most people.

That’s even more braindead.

I believe the sound of the rug pull is “yoiks!”

Whip-it’s for anxiety? Yikes.

This is very true with boats. My dad lost his boat key and went to the marina shop to figure out what to do. The guy at the shop sold him one key, but gave him four, and told him to bring the three that didn’t work back.

Did you hear about Chevrolet’s unsuccessful foray into home valuables storage? Ralph Nader wrote a book about it: “In Safe with Any Keys”.

Mom’s 1980 Pinto wagon key worked on the door but not ignition of an identical wagon in a parking lot. There were legions of the dark green woody Pinto wagons in the early 80s!

One time some lady just opened my passenger door and sat in the seat. She looks at me and screamed. I just said wrong car and she said sorry and quickly got out. Her husband and son in the car next to me were laughing their asses off.

I remember my dad and I getting into an identical baby blue Plymouth voyager at the grocery store once and the key unlocked the door but wouldn’t start the car. So by 1990 Chrysler had solved at least half of that puzzle.

It's weird that Tesla managed to replicate the legendary Toyota Camry duplicate key issue in software.  

Self-driving may be a pipe dream, but self-stealing?  CHECK!

I accidentally drove the wrong car once. My wife screamed the entire way home. It was only after I pulled in to the garage that I realized I wasn’t married.

Members of my local Corvair club routinely tested their keys in each other’s cars and convinced themselves that Chevy only made eight different key patterns and distributed them randomly throughout the country

Who among us has *not* “accidentally” committed grand theft auto? At least, that is what my lawyer managed to plead for me.

Even if that were the case, doesn’t the phone or key card have to be in the vehicle for it to be driven away?

1. This is absurd this is possible. Tesla’s app coding must be absolute garbage.

Huh, I’m sure they figure this out as soon as they crack that autonomous driving thing. I can understand the old Ford thing because they were cheap but this.... hummmm.....

My dad was able to do this too, in 1958, in an Opel