Yes. Before that, Han shoots Greedo in the dick before the green bastard could draw his weapon; and we all loved him for it. Lucas then decided that the audience wouldn’t get behind a guy who shoots someone under the table 15 years after Han was considered one of the coolest characters in cinematic history.

“It’s a photography store. I was buying photography.”

And once again Futurama has correctly predicted the future.

these shows are great, been watching this one all morning

weirdest retcon is still han stepping on jabba’s tail

they have also updated the luke/leia kiss scene.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

The same crazy bastards that buy $45K Mini Cooper GPs

Sounds like a GM smallblock with an automatic...

That’s why I love GT racing, it covers a lot of the spectrum from souped up stock to one off prototype models, all scrapping it out on the same track together. Just feels right for me. The only other racing I enjoy is WRC Rally and F1.

The mills they’re currently making for their road cars are leftover Nissan designs they’ve sort of re-engineered for their purposes. heh

indeed...

I hear the patent owner Al E. Gator couldn’t be reached for comment, but could be seen in an oversized fedora, trench coat, and what looked like green boots. 

That’s going in the museum. Strictly not for sale.

It is if you write computer code

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

Being the editor of Jalopnik means you spend a lot of time thinking about Miatas

“It is kind of incredible how, in the Miata’s nearly 30 year history, the company never managed to screw it up.” You literally copied and pasted this from our Slack conversation this morning lol

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for