My sister makes $5000 a week working from home and she can afford this beautiful new Fisker!

Spam? Spam is a delicious, easy to make, alternative to meat. I love it! Couldn’t recommend it enough.

My old man is a tv repair man, he’s got this ultimate set of tools, i can fix it

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

If thine eyes can gaze upon this printed sonnet hereth upon the rear of mine garb, the shrew hath departed, descending away unto the road behind...

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Mega Blocks, eh?

Silly man, this is the internet.

And with Amazon Vehicles, after each Cars and Coffee, you just need to press a button to restock!

Even though there’s no evidence outside of nutjob conspiracy theorists (i.e. Guiliani), of course CNN dutifully reports on these rumors because it gets coverage and ‘presents both sides of the story.’

The problem with all of these companies is that they completely miss the way you shop for a helmet.

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

I accept that.

I think it did its job admirably. It was moving. Then it became storage.

Anyone who has seen Speed Racer’s Mach 5 knows how useful a jumping car can be!

Was Johnny Cash working the line, snitching a part a day from the shop? Supplying the mish-mash of parts for this weird car.

You...you wanna do something sometime?

I had an beater 87 K5 for a couple of years that was a dedicated trail rig. Nothing really crazy done to it other than a 4" leaf spring lift and 35" tires. Anyway about 15 years ago I was out with a buddy wheeling the local mountains which was a popular area, and the trail we were on completely eroded as I drove over…