Larry Craig, but he just had a wide stance😉😉🙄

Hey now, not all of us are idiots, some just like to rock and party

I both want and don’t want to ask how you know...

The Torchinsky Torpedo is usually only seen after a late night Taco run...

...and taught Natalie Portman to be a hitman.

All of the NY-CT Ferries have a snack bar and a ‘separate’ booze bar, and as folks have said all the train stations sell as well. When I was riding the LIRR from Manhattan to Ronkonkoma there was always a knot of construction guys that would buy a cheap case (usually 4 six-packs in a tray) in the station, the bodega…

Muh Freedums!!!

You’re fun at parties, aren’t you?

Stay away fro the LA River

Bro? Bro!

Welcome to Johnnycab!

Back in the day you had to fly to another country without an extradition treaty for that Key party

When I worked i Manhattan I shared a parking garage with the Mandarin Oriental and the private residences above it (Including one Mr. Shawn Corey Carter) so there were all sorts of fun vehicles. The garage guys liked my (still very new to the US) Mini R50 in Red with a white top and wheels, so I got parked on the top…

Love

That happened at one of the malls around me when I was younger, and apparently the quick stop threw a few people off balance and caused a mass pileup of shopper bodies. I seem to remember a broken arm or two and a little old lady’s hip and a rib when the ‘top’ victim fell and started pushing others down ahead of them.

It kinda looks like they’re still trying to talk Maryanne in the back seat into the swing weekend

In most states ‘doors’ are not a required item, believe it or not.

The tractors my grandfathers used all had a big ol’ chunk of iron counterweight up front. Look up some tractor-pull competition vids on the youtubes to see what happens when there’s an imbalance.

Hyundai was so SUV-shy for so long that when they got caught up they couldn’t help themselves. It’s almost like every design team’s proposal was rubber-stamped.

It comes with a roll of electrical tape in the glovebox to cover that up fix that.