White Elephant is my favorite thing during the holidays, and my extended family does it on Christmas Eve every year.

That’s fucking Garfield. They put fucking Garfield in the game.

When was the last time a Resident Evil game “looked like Resident Evil”? Was it Nemesis? It was probably Nemesis, probably

Now, before you get all snobby about processed cheese, I urge you to embrace it in all of its synthetic glory.

Ya hear that tomato, you’re past your prime.

While I don’t disagree with much of what Heroic Hal had to say, I am a restaurant manager at a casual dining chain, and you sir hit the nail on the head.

I have a better suggestion— instead of pretending to be civilized when you’re in public places,which is bound to make you nervous as fuck, actually be civilized and practice good table manners every day, or at least regularly, so that you don’t have to fake it.

I have a risotto recipe that calls for the same thing. Punk ass kids these days. Get off my lawn and take your fucking sous vide baggies with you!

It depends. A Japanese businessman expects to be asked seven times before he’ll accept an invitation.