I blame the poor diagnosis by Dr. Martin van Nostrum.

Too many ukuleles.

"I'm this century's Dennis the Menace." - Bart Simpson (1993)

This century's Matchbox 20.

Yeah, but you've never head of that day before, it's pretty obscure.

Sounds like Ginn came up with some sneaky contract language, then decided to Slip It In Reye's contract.

I call bollocks as well. Metal Church is clearly the highest selling band to come out of Washington State.

If only they in the top 1000 selling acts, let alone top 250 as the map is based on.

That's some serious editorializing in the headline.

Kurt Cobain still owes me $25 for convincing me to buy not one, but two fucking awful Melvins records.

Maybe he doesn't subscribe to HBO, doesn't have Netflix, and doesn't want to torrent or stream them illegally? Pretty stand up move, Mr. Elba!