At least it didn’t say, “And when you saw only two footprints in the sand that was when I carried you.”

I don’t think that you need an electrician/mechanic. I hope this hug will help. If not I am easy to find.

Happy birthday! Bob isn’t for everybody but...

This would explain why London, specifically, wasd such fertile ground for one Thomas Crapper, who we have to thank for, shall we say, putting that era behind us, by mass-producing this life-changing fixture:

Man, turning people onto great great hip hop albums is so fun. I dig the passion you’re putting into this. Looking forward to getting the countdown rolling.

Lol, Anna Merlan actually linked to one of my comments where I posted it a few days ago. I was so proud.

Yea, in trying to keep the list to specifically Gawker and its sub-blogs’ writers, I have to leave some really good ones out. But, I’m doing it so they’ll hopefully do a “Ranked” post when he finally drops out. (Which I think is coming soon - he can’t take losing... )

Unrepentant Punk sent me. She said you were interested in viewing the list. Be careful. Staring at it too long can cause neverending giggle-crying & cramps.

Gah! Trump! Not Rump descriptors! Darn janky keyboard!

I actually came to the comments to ask if Jezebel could give us a comprehensive list of all the rump descriptors they’ve used because they are all GOLD!

We have lengthy discussions on the issue