Follow your heart, buddy.

It is actually pretty terrifying that a narcissistic borderline fascist is not the potentially worst candidate.

There must be something terribly wrong with me, that video did not terrify me one bit. I’m more terrified by the Presidential candidates.

I think you make a good point about considering the total cost of your spending decision. When you buy furniture or clothes, for example, you want to consider the cost of maintenance and upkeep (including time). It works the same way for other costs associated with other expenses, like your apartment example. It also…

I would LOVE to move, but I live in NJ where the apartment market is extremely tight and getting crazy expensive (not NYC expensive, obvs, but bad enough). But when I lived down south and would change apartments every year or so, one of the considerations I used to make was what the ROI would be to move. It was easier…

Talk. About. It.

“I think of my friends from Scotland on down and then feel thankful it’s ‘only’ been raining for like, ten days straight”

Begging to be an approved commenter is an excellent strategy.

Memorykid9 is a goddamn national treasure. I think you may be overestimating the value of your own contributions to gawker.

TEAM MEMKID <3

Yeah, but how do you REALLY feel?

Should I tell MemoryKid that he needs to seek a restraining order?