Unlike all that gobbledeegook about ‘pedophiles’ and ‘predatory deviants.’

There’s a fucking gay cooties outbreak? Why isn’t the media covering this?!?!

I discriminate against anyone who has a Jesus fish on their debit card.

Here’s gay science.

Is it just me, or does the Republican Party operate on the thought process of a four year old child these days?

Rules? Who needs rules? Those are for grown ups! I want my legos NOW!

I had Cooties once, not sure how to tell if they’re gay or not.

As as icky gay I can’t refute this corollary.

You also have to remember that Huckabee pardoned violent convicted rapist, Wayne DuMond, because he thought that, “...Supervision under parole was important.”

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

Guys, this is definitely legit. I totally remember the Star Trek episode where the Enterprise fought a giant sports mascot by ramming it in the head.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Being familiar with NCAA marching bands, I can say with that was absolutely not an accident.

No, what you did was use reductio ad absurdum to change my point to something that it doesn’t resemble or imply. This is a logical fallacy and you have pointed out nothing of value in doing that. The article was specifically about rap music, and rap music is black music. It is obvious from the context that is what…

Bush dragged his feet responding to the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami event in which 230,000 people died and over 500,000 people were injured. It was the slowest response to a worldwide event that I had ever seen, with other foreign countries offering aid and support long before Bush did. Before him, we were the…