It’s similar to their strategy for ending poverty: “Stop being poor.”

Marge! Look what I did!

At least he died doing what he was indifferent to.

Republicans oppose the Affordable Care Act, but when asked what they would replace it with the answer is \_(ツ)_/.

Heeee! I only felt comfortable saying that to you because I’ve read enough of your posts to know it would hit home. I only shit talk people I like.

I can’t be on your lawn; I’m too busy taking care of my own...

Hey! We Olds gave you the internet! Get off my fucking lawn!

He’d be a great president. He’s engaged, hard working, and actually gives a shit.

Senator Whitehouse is on to something. Republicans oppose the Affordable Care Act, but when asked what they would replace it with the answer is \_(ツ)_/. The GOP says the VA is broken, their plan to fix it is \_(ツ)_/. Some Republicans are running to all available media to say that the Iran deal is horrible, and instead…

First it was “Whatever.” Then “Meh.” Now “ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “. What expression of dissatisfaction will the olds take from us next?

“It’s a graphic that we worked with the Senate Democratic leadership to put together...”

Eagerly awaiting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to show up and comment on this one.

Hello, my old sweet friend. Just wanted to drop in and drop off some insight. I know these particular two trolls, very well.

This is the kind of guy doxxing was made for.

Eh, we decided to be merciful, since mercy is the quality I’m torching this guy for lacking. His name isn’t the important part, and heaping extra shame on him won’t unkill the lion he slaughtered.

If Zimbabwe wants to extradite Walter Palmer to be prosecuted for what looks like several crimes here, let’s hope the US gives him up without a peep. Looks like they’re already prosecuting the local people involved:

There is nothing in all of Kentucky (past or present) that I am more ashamed of than Senator Mitch McConnell and Senator Rand Paul’s misogynistic shenanigans.