It's Sunday. Even the Jezzie goddesses need to rest.

Gawker’s motto is “Today’s gossip is tomorrow’s news.” Manage your expectations better.

Nah, I don’t think it counts :( We’re friends. Or at least I like to think we are. He likes to think that I’m an Indica/ Sativa Idiot Savant.

After years of being here, and being part of the community, I hoped the writing and subject matter would move up a notch. I’m still here because I care.

This story was just on the news here. So, you know, news.

Can I have your non-gray?

When has ‘young man found dead on property of internationally famous actor’ ever NOT been news?

And I’m the one in the greys?

In the interest of full Disclosure, we need to know if there was any Indecent Proposal beforehand.

Bruce yourselves.

That sign should be available! My father totally would have rocked it, if he could have found time to nail it up in between pulling non-swimmers out of the deep end.

Starred because you made me shout “NO!” at the laptop

I was kinda hoping swimming pool was a euphemism for something.

Thanks for dropping by, butthurt manbaby

Why don’t you? The limitation Jezebel has, it’s eternal bias, is that no matter what the issue, women ALWAYS have it worse. Any time a guy complains about anything, Jezebel responds, “Well, try being a woman. Life is so unfair, blah, blah, blah.” Always.

Why don't you just shut up for a while.

My husband always said I would be the crazy dog lady if he died first. I’ve now been that crazy dog lady for almost nine years. I love my dogs!