Of course he did, his mom told him he was special so many times that he believes it.

Go back to eating very bad cereal and stop talking about music.

Yeah, no. These days Kayne is a hack, at best. He's not an innovator, uses samples and auto-tune as a crutch, and generally makes no music of any actual value. Would put so very many hip-hop artists in front of him.

I wonder if Jay Z knows Kanye is in love and obsessed with his wife? Only explanation for his focus on her all the time. Kim picked a guy jonesing for Beyoncé..probably serves her right!

Maybe they gave it to Beck because he actually plays some of the music on his album.

Yeah, but Kanye rules and no one other than Grammy voters even knew Beck was still alive. (Seriously—I like Beck fine, but if you'd asked me I would have figured he was in Topeka working for the local Org and asking locals if they wanted a personality test.)

How classless. Seriously - think what you want about whether or not Beck was your favourite artist this year, he won the fucking award. No one fucking cares about what you think, Kanye. You just turned someone else's personal achievement into your moment - AGAIN.

Jay Z's face ain't bad either.

Jay's face though.

My mother's favorite shade is, "You look nice."

This is code for, "I can see you are trying and maybe wearing lipstick and no one can see your tattoos in that outfit. I won't call you 'pretty,' because I couldn't possibly be that maternal and supportive. This is the best I can do."

The best part is that I didn't actually remember it. I was looking in his comment history to see if he was a troll or if he used phrases like that as a term of endearment, (so I could answer appropriately,) when I came across the "...women go into pediatrics" comment. Then the following on my face ensued:

Dammit Kinja.

Thank you for making me literally laugh out loud, haha.

I, for one, am glad you went into emergency medicine, because someone is going to have to treat thugcat's kinjury...

Considering the fact that you suggested that because I'm a woman I should have gone into pediatrics instead of emergency medicine, no.

I don't care about 31 other teams because 31 other teams haven't got caught... Including the Colts who's balls were checked to be OK, so that is actually 3o teams.

If deflating a ball is so minuscule why can't the Patriots just own it?

Roger Goodell: [Roger hears a drip in the motel bathroom] Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?

"Bill, let's take our next call. Pete from Seattle has a question about jet fuel."

Can't stand "this is all so stupid" guy.