I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

1. They say in the commercials that if you drive one of these, old ladies will shout at you, “That’s not a Buick!” Do you find that to be the case?

Oh boo hoo

Shhhh he said something negative about Tesla and we just can’t have any of that now can we!

i ThInK cOmPaRiNg ThIs To tHe #mEToo MoVeMeNt iS PrEtTy OfFeNsIvE

It basically is a 2 year old Samsung :)

“all the good” citation needed 

An RX with the wankel gutted out? Automatic NP, regardless of the “pile of rusty dogshit” appearance of this example.

I’ve always felt Rose is a metaphor for Baby Boomers (yes I know the actual boat went down in 1912). She had everything handed to her, despite that she wasn’t satisfied, went on a spiritual journey of sexual exploration, went back to living a completely charmed life, had a family, told everyone how much better shit…

I’m always amazed how much work went into making a beautiful spectacle for a poorly told, insane story about a villainously selfish  grandma recalling the one time she fucked a hobo and then let him die.

Again, proving the jalopnik staff have much better taste than the readership.

Fuck Trump.

You’re so disinterested in him, you don’t even know his name, just Ice Whatever. Fuck. You’re one kool kat.

Or literally anything else by Ice Cube. He’s one of the greatest rap artists of the greatest generation of rap artists.

Agreed. I actually got to see them play in ‘95 (iirc) at Deck the Hall Ball in Seattle.

Dear You is one of the best albums of the 1990's. Jawbreaker just never got the credit hey deserved.

That’s some Petty thinking right there.

Just to see you leave, I hope he does.