You wouldn’t do shit and you know it.

I’d say if you let your co-workers sway your opinion on something that you enjoy, you have bigger problems than whether you can commute in either car.

Snowflake alert! I’m sure the people at F1 are very sad to see you go :(

Yes, I do indeed dislike rape and rape jokes very much. I’m assuming you’re for them, then?

Spiraling down towards “bad look” jokes huh? That’s the sign of someone who has no real argument. I mean, it’s pretty obvious you’re just a troll who has a desperate need for attention BUT your replies are so bad that it’s hilarious so let’s keep it up little buddy.

Aww look at the real snowflake getting alllll worked up over the fact that people aren’t too hyped on rape jokes. You poor oppressed creature. I’m sorry you’re unable to make rape jokes in public without getting the stink eye. You can take comfort in the fact that you’re able to tell them alone in your own home where…

There you fucking go. Yes, Marinus van der Lubbe (NOT the entirety of the Communist party) UNWITTINGLY gave the Nazis more power than they had originally. Of course, Hitler was already Chancellor at that point so it was really only a matter of time. Good lord, you’d think if you were trying to make an argument on the…

Aw the poor snowflakes can’t handle counter protesters huh? I do hope they can find a safe space where they can be outspoken about their shitty ideals without someone telling them they’re wrong (because, ya know, they are).

Professional soldiers? They were fucking kids, a lot of them not even old enough to buy a beer, and a lot of them left the military after WWII ended. Regarding your whole “Communists helped Nazis” bullshit, how about you do some light reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

Awww it’ll be okay snowflake. Just go back to putting your head in the sand and pretending like the whole world is against you. :)

Oh, I’m sure after nearly a year there wasn’t one tow truck that could make it out. Even if that’s the case, there’s other ways to tow a car than punching through the side with forks. Like, many other ways. It ain’t really that hard to figure out honestly.

Then call a tow truck you fucking goober. That’s literally part of their job. Goddamn. It’s your own fault they sat there for almost a year.

Then you’re an asshole. I can guarantee you if someone put forks through your doors to move your car outta the way you’d be whining and bitching like the asshole you are. Of course, since it wasn’t YOUR property, you’re totally okay with it.

So are opinions like these

Well, you’re wrong, so...

Sex Pistols? Not punk. The Clash definitely are though, let’s be real.

If I’ve got the money to purchase this car, I’m sure I can find parts for it while I hoon the shit outta it. I’m not one to buy a car for display purposes only.

Good god. Do you even own a car then? All manufactures have fucked up at least a handful of times with different models.

He’s like the KenM of Jalopnik. I love it.

Naw, hotter.