Janina Gavankar.

a Markle sibling wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Queen.

Does anyone remember seeing that woman in an orange dress with a sort of cloak attached, wearing a wide brim black hat? She walked into the chapel alone and as she was walking down the street to the entrance my mouth just FELL OPEN. She was like, the most stunning woman I’d ever seen. Maybe ‘cause it was 6:30am…

Southern Black Church ladies tend to hold their own in the hat department. Especially on Easter and Mother’s Day.

Oh my God! Any idea what poor soul was being given this look in triplicate?

Obligatory...

I love Ascot and the other big horse races even more, because there is NO RESTRAINT. At a royal wedding you might not wear, say, an entire plate of muffins topped with a bird in a tiny gown, also wearing a fascinator, but at the horse races it’s just balls out crazy.

...speak for yourself.

I work in a print shop (in Australia ffs) and came into work yesterday to discover that the last thing we printed the night before was Harry and Meghan themed bunting for a royal wedding party (it will be on TV on our Saturday evening). Complete with “keep calm and party on” tags for the party favours. And I thought…

Daffodils are for Wales :)

Wedding. Sparkle. Fairy.

These are happening where I live.

I found a Coronation teacup in a thrift store for $5. It’s actually not worth a lot; even in 1953 they were mass-producing this stuff.

No worries, I really just wanted an opening to talk about cheese soufflés, I can’t get enough of them. Thanks!

WHOOPS. Fixed. I blame the mistake on the fact that writing this post broke my brain forever.

Zara isn’t merely a talented equestrian, she’s an Olympic silver medalist.

My two favorite facts about Anne, Charles’ elder sister, is that she’s not his elder sister but is actually 2 years younger, and that she reportedly makes a delightful cheese soufflé.

“I’m as important as a nipple on a woman!” is my new catchphrase.

Zara Phillips is also a talented equestrian in the GB squad and is apparently a very good egg with a great sense of humour.

You forgot Prince Edward’s most infamous moment, when he desperately tried to join the Royal Marines (who famously have one of the toughest selection courses in the world), flunked out, and got bollocked by Phil.