Counterpoint: she’s a national treasure in the making.

Tiff is one of those messy folks that WE all know who can’t hold water...and if you don’t know such a person, you are said person...gurl shut it.

Ya’ll don’t hate me... but I am kind of getting burned out by Tiff.

It would, of course, work better if the afikomen were something other than yet another piece of matzah.

Piss-poor performance plagues Urena

There have been over 210,000 games played in 140 years of MLB. Almost everything has happened before.

As a gentile, I want to thank Passover for the real sugar Coke that we can get this month.*

*Ahem*

Sir Mix A Lot is having his loyalties to the Mariners tested big time.

Compote. Eat compote, and have a zissin Pesach.

Was this literally the first pitch thrown for the whole league in 2018? Like, this was the first MLB game of opening day? Can we get a deep dive into useless baseball stats to figure out if that has ever happened before?

As a Jewish American who grew up on the Upper West Side of New York City, allow me to say-

I wish I could take this opportunity as a Cubs fan to gloat, but let’s be honest:

Jokes on you, Cubbies. Urena’s already hit three of you bastards at the plate. Technically he’s got more hits than you at 3-2.

Urena Misses Target, Hits Shower

Miami Marlins
One Fun Thing: I mean...Death eventually ends all things. I guess.

I can’t believe people would rather shit indoors than eat food.

Dude, I use mine every day and just leave it in my shower, and I think I’ve only had to recharge it maybe three times in two years. Mine is the big one, the Luna 2, but yeah - those things hold such a great charge and they’re so much more portable than the Clarisonic. Also, like you said, no replacement brush heads…

I love my Foreo and I credit it for almost completely ending my cystic acne nightmares. It just seems to get my skin clean.

Black and white cosmetics store employee here.