sameeeeee

i use the olay brush, which i actually prefer to the clarisonic, and it definitely cleans my skin better. i’ve been planning to upgrade to the foreo when i run out of replacement heads, or when the battery dies bc i’m such a failure as an adult that i don’t have batteries in my home.

my hypothesis - men who use body wash use a 3-in-1 face/hair/body wash.

yeah, as a jew, i’d definitely at least take a beat and make some conditions before accepting said nazi.

me too! though i gave up on scandal last season. i’m really loving htgawm these days.

do you have access to the other netflix originals?

i’m aggressively not married, but still, same.

you should be a network exec. we’d miss you here, but your services are needed desperately.

honestly, you don’t need to catch up, just watch these two episodes (one of each show from last night). they’re amaaaaaazing.

I’m a Carrie = I’m delusional and insufferably naive to that fact, and I find it charming that I blissfully float through life making every possible horrible decision I can make but somehow never face consequences.

it’s also deciem, sorry :(

and if you do, package it better.

we have a country of all the unwanted people from their places of origin, and our national motto is essentially “hold my beer”

seconding everything you said

alert the nursing home, it’s about to become crazy fun in there as we all check in.

found my dad’s viagra when i was like 12 and my only thought was “jesus, my mom is this much of a bitch while she’s getting laid. thank god for viagra”

extra bonus points for having tweeted it on my birthday.

you seem to be creating a false dichotomy.

yeah, i def thought this was going in another direction when i read the title.

omg it feels like yesterday, how was it that long ago?